Tony Tanger

A while back, I visited my friend Karen Park.

K: "So how many new grad students are joining with you?"
T: "There are a few. There's only one new PhD student... her name is Karen Parker..."
K: "..."
T: "What?"
K: "Dude... that's my name with 'er' at the end."
T: "Oh yeah!!! I never noticed that."
K: "DUDE! You'd be the first person I'd call if a Tony Tanger joined my team!"