Hole in my butt

Yesterday, C bought a new pair of jeans for a steal: $19.99. Today on IM:

C: "Damn! I have a hole in my butt"
T: "I think it's called your anus."
C: "... in my jeans!"
T: "oooh"
C: "Sometimes I wonder why I date you..."
T: "isn't it because I make you laugh?"
C: "I'm not laughing right now"