HOWTO: Teleport to School
Five easy steps you can take to teleport to school.
Step 1. Have a little brother.
Step 2. Convince your brother to "carpool" with you to school.
Step 3. Get to the car first every morning, and hop in the passenger seat.
Step 4. Fall asleep.
Step 5. Wake up when you arrive at school.
If your little brother drives smoothly enough, the passenger (a.k.a. teleportation) seat works like a charm. Right now, my brother is writing a blog entry that looks exactly the same except Step 1 says "older brother". The trick, of course, is Step 3.
Step 1. Have a little brother.
Step 2. Convince your brother to "carpool" with you to school.
Step 3. Get to the car first every morning, and hop in the passenger seat.
Step 4. Fall asleep.
Step 5. Wake up when you arrive at school.
If your little brother drives smoothly enough, the passenger (a.k.a. teleportation) seat works like a charm. Right now, my brother is writing a blog entry that looks exactly the same except Step 1 says "older brother". The trick, of course, is Step 3.
posted by tangaroo at 11:59 p.m.
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