The Little Man Inside

C: Do you think we're at a point in our relationship where you would do anything I wanted, or only to the degree you thought was reasonable?

Me: I don't think I should answer that on the basis that I may inadvertantly incriminate myself.

C: Whatever... don't be a wuss -- answer the question.

M: You know that little voice of reason inside you that whispers to you not to touch the stove when it's on? Right now, the little man inside is yelling with all his might, waving flags, and sounding the alarm.