At Costco today...

(In full in passing style...)

Girl: I want my gift so good that she's going to be jealous.
Boy: Really? Is that so necessary?
Girl: Absolutely. I don't want her lording it over me that he got her something better than what you got me.
Boy: Hmm...
Girl: It needs to be so big that it would be completely illogical for him to buy it or something bigger.
Boy: How would that be logical for me?

Poor guy.