Tonight...

Tonight, C and I talked about living together.

C: Wouldn't it be fun to live with me?
Me: *noncomittal mumble*
C: What! Lots of guys would be willing to give their left nut to live with me!
M: Find one!
C: I can think of one at work!
M: Find two!
C: Done.
M: And they can't be handicapped.

Damn I am clever.

UPDATE: This is not to make fun of the mobility-impaired... Observe that if you lop off someone's left nut, he is now...