Overheard at the mall...

We went to Premium Outlets today to do some shopping.

1: Dude, this kind of shoe is very sweet. The rubber tip here makes it so it doesn't hurt to stub your toe.
2: *puts it on* Kick me.
1: *punt*
2: Hey you're right this doesn't hurt.
1: Problem is that they look dumb. Actually, this pair kind of looks dumb. It's the brown over here, see?
2: Hey, this is kind of like my shoes...
1: ... Oh... yeah, you're right.

Okay. 2 was me, 1 was my brother.