Sounds from the video game battle field...

Jon and I just rented Ghost Recon: Summit Strike, a game where you're part of an elite strike force. We don't know the first thing about battling or guns. When we're out "battling for the world" in the game, our dialogue can be pretty funny -- especially if you imagine it being spoken by real dudes out in the field.

T: "Okay -- you pull out your rocket launcher and take out the tank."
J: "You got it."
T: "Okay! The tank is coming in! Shoot it shoot it!"
J: "I can't! I can't fire! The rocket launcher won't shoot!"
T: "What!? Hurry up! He's starting to shoot me!! JOOONN!!!!"
J: *click click* "IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!'
T: "NOOOOO!!!!" *dies
J: *standing in front of the tank* "DIE TANK!!!!" *click click*
J: *shot down by tank

T (dead): "Dude. How come you didn't shoot the tank?"
J (dead): "I'm not sure -- the gun wouldn't fire."
T (dead): "WHAT?! All you had to do was click the trigger button."
J (dead): "Oooh... look, the instructions here say you can't be moving when you shoot the rocket launcher."