When I picked up C* today...

T: Hey, aren't you gonna put on a belt?
C: No, girls don't wear belts.
T: They don't?
C: Nope.
T: How come your pants have belt hoops then?
C: It's for show.
T: *blank look*
C: You know, like boobs.
T: Oooooh.

C cracks me up. :-)