No World Cup of Soccer in this House!

In the lab...

M: So, she asked me to go to a soccer game.
T: Oh... is that a good thing?
M: Soccer!? Dude! That's like porn for women!
T: Ahahahaha.

Later that evening...

T: So, M said something funny today.
C*: Oh?
T: Yeah, we were talking about soccer, and she said that soccer is like porn for women! Haha!
T: Wait.. you're not laughing.
C: It is!
T: We're not watching the world cup this year.

I'm not insecure, I'm just... okay, I'm insecure.