Tony's Guide to Contemporary China, Part 2: Some Tips

Tip 1: Bring Immodium A.

Tip 2: Bring Exlax.

Tip 3: China is a BYOTP environment -- bring your own toilet paper (really!).

Tip 4: Bring alcoholic rub (to clean yourself).

Tip 5: Avoid puddles at all costs. Kids have holes cut in their pants for a reason. (it's weird)